[to any deity in particular]: Hi. I’ve brought shitty alcohol, two electric candles, a chocolate bar, my many issues, and an undying love for you. Can you help me un-fuck myself?
New year, new novel! What’s your next book going to be?
if you get a redundant one (looking at you flames and fire) you gotta choose one of the following to substitute in: disaster, agony, thunder, meteors, the forge, or thorns. Sorry, not sorry.
